If you knew me as a ‘real person’ not just a nameless,
faceless internet blogger you would know I have never been a real girly girl. I
only learnt how to properly pluck my eyebrows in my late 30s. I had never waxed
before my 39th birthday. AND until the last few weeks I have never
had long fingernails – I have always bitten them.
Well, around about the time I was turning 39 I started to
get a bit paranoid about my looks and getting old. It really only started
gently. At the time I was single and I had started at the gym. The gym changed
my shape and that was pleasing to see but then I started on creams. First it
was occasionally remembering to put my night cream before bed.
That soon moved on to every day, and then I added day cream.
After the day cream came the special eye cream – apparently different chemicals
for different areas of the body!
You would have thought that I would stop at that moment in
time. I mean this is a girl who wears walking boots (not through choice) and
jeans to work. But no, now I have added firming body lotion and cellulite
cream. So one cream for my calves and arms another for my thighs and stomach.
To get my nails to grow I have had to feed them cream too so
I have a specialist hand and nail cream on my desk and at home special nail
varnish to strengthen them.
This is all the basic stuff, before the make-up, hair mousse
and hair spray!
Just looking at my gym wash bag and doing a tot up:
Shower Gel £3
Shampoo £4
Toothpaste £2
Razor £10
Body Firming Cream £8
Cellulite Cream £10
Eye Cream £8
Day Cream £10
Straightening Gel £8
Mousse £7
Deodorant £5
Shampoo £4
Toothpaste £2
Razor £10
Body Firming Cream £8
Cellulite Cream £10
Eye Cream £8
Day Cream £10
Straightening Gel £8
Mousse £7
Deodorant £5
Total £75
And then that is replaced on a monthly basis, and then
duplicated at home with extra night creams and make up removers.
Doing some sums quickly means that I spend around £130 a
month on trying to look younger! That is over £1560 a YEAR! How very scary!
Then a friend of mine had her first article in the Huffington Post - this is a cream too far... I am so with her on this one!